Latin Sayings, Updated for 2022
With many apologies to Cato et al.
When the subway closes due to its workers getting COVID, so you have to reschedule your date:
When advising your Russian friend about where to get the freshest lobsters:
When asking your German friend if she would like a potato:
When seasoning the holy water:
When seeing the fried eels on the menu at a Japanese restaurant:
When the landlord comes to shut down your cockroach farm but you fight him off with a coat hanger: